Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Some rounds of golf in sms

A running commentary on my sister's rounds of golf over the weekend...

Day one
12 down, 8 over
Refreshing... +8 thru 13
golf on the rocks: we have lost track of what lauren's score is, possibly +9, +10, or +11 thru 14
unsolved mystery - par makes it now either +9 or +10 thru 15
an easter miracle - +9 or +10 thru 16
a stub a day keeps the pars away: +10 or +11 thru 17
sand and sprinkler, ends on a double tinkler: +12 or +13 after 18
a ray of sunshine: a finish of 84 (+12)

after day 1, lauren was t-64th (out of 113) with her 84; team was t-14th (out of 20) with 332

Day two
happy easter - the lord has risen lauren's doubles from the grave - praise god, +2 after hole 1
this little light of mine, i'm goin' let it shine... +3 thru 2
hallelujah! +4 thru 3
jesus saves! +6 thru 4 and we are driving back to dc - have a wonderful easter morning and talk to you later

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Shopping Poems

SMS poems from my mobile phone on an afternoon shopping trip with my wife:

1: dressing room to think of sizes short and color tall - many racks of fabric creation with buttons and frills to try many on

2: waiting room to play with phone and witness body creations one at a time - this is anticipation and boredom

3: time for quick and happy thoughts, background music helps the mood with all the others browsing at a certain speed

4: success comes slowly but swiftly mood rises with success - shoes upon shoes ahead and more clothes to try for finding all exuberance

5: memory is short for the next piece but somehow related to all the retail cities of the world - remember london paris and rome all the same

6: looks like success, call the registers, ring the joy buy wait for more exuberant pieces please, anticipation and boredom still remain

7: clothes are becoming the mood and color matters much as music strums the emotion - remember the intention hidden for purchases

8: suddenly forgot the theme and filtered post-punk pop rhythms to toe taps and finger snaps as statuesque reveals her - the song now changes




9: forget the clothes and remember the mood - music color feeling anticipation boredom exuberance purchases connection repeat