It's that time again - it's Ruby Tuesday.
This consists of a well-honed ritual:
- Exit the front door.
- Pause to survey the driveway - pinpoint where the sun shines brightest.
- Slowly descend the two steps to the pavement.
- Scratch up the back right leg to get that spot around the hip just so.
- Now shake yourself side to side to fluff out that red mane.
- Amble to the spot where the sun shines brightest.
- Lay down like a lioness and stay still for maximum effect.
And that, my friends, is how a well-honed ritual works. Repeat twice a day and enjoy the meditative benefits that result.
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